A State in the Northwest often mistaken for a State in the Midwest called Iowa.
Most
people think Idaho is a land full of ignorant backwards morons .. And that'
s exactly what we want
people to think...
As a matter if
fact... It is a backwards, boring. Inconsequential place that you should have absolutely no interest in visiting ever, or even passing through...
As a matter if fact, if you or your
family is not from here, please just stay away... We are all boring and backwards and we like it.., just move along folks,
nothing to see in Idaho, no, really, get lost, go away, we've already got enough Californians moving over here and gentrification- ing up the place... Please, where ever you are from.., just stay there, and please, let us Idahoans have our awful state all to ourselves.. Whatever good you heard about all of Idaho..., do not believe it.. All we have is potatoes, really, honest,
nothing but potatoes, nothing to see here folks.. Just keep driving, that's it, go back to where you came from... I said GO!!!!
I was gonna go through Idaho, but I already had potatoes and they are boring souvenirs, so I bypassed it...
Yes!!! That is
right people, nothing here but potatoes, so please just keep on driving.
Do not
stop in Idaho!
