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Kennle

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Kennlee is a strong yet emotional person. She is know as cry baby Kennlee. She will be your best friend but when you piss her off she will beat you. She is the most loving person ever and loves hanging with her friends
Oh that's my bitch Kennlee.
Kennle by Love4Love07 January 31, 2019
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dirty vlad 

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dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"

person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
dirty vlad by hero(in) September 9, 2021

Crush 

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A crush is when a person likes another person more than a friend, for example; Sean has a crush on Kelly, or vice versa. It scientifically proves that if you have a crush on a specific person fir more than 3 months, it's 'love'
Kelly: Sean keeps looking at me, and when I look at him he looks away
TJ: He probably has a crush on you Kelly!
Crush by A Kylie December 3, 2019

double bounce 

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(Non Sexual)
A play on the dynamics of a typical backyard trampoline (and possibly others), requiring two people... one person jumping, the other person standing near the outer springs, ready to initiate the double bounce at the appropriate moment.

At a certain point in the air (timing is crucial, but relative to the individuals taking part), the person standing off to the side stomps down near the landing area of the trampoline just as the jumper comes in.

The initial stomp and following landing result in more force being applied downward than the jumper is able to initiate on his/her own. When successful, the jumper will be propelled significantly higher than usual.
Yo, let's go to my little cousin's house and goof off on his trampoline. I wanna get double bounced and see if I can get higher than the roof of their house.
double bounce by grimcity August 14, 2011

Aspinoe 

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A smart, honest, loyal, cool and loving person.
Also usually very blunt.
"Wow! What an aspinoe! I'M IN LOVE!"

*Drools*
<3
Aspinoe by PreciseDefinitions March 23, 2012

Marioplex 

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the number 10^12431
the max possible fun & playable levels in super mario maker is 10^12431. a number so high that it has no name yet, and thus call it a"Marioplex"
Marioplex by damdo August 6, 2017

C.U.N.T.

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When I got to college I met a lot of women that were C.U.N.T.s.
C.U.N.T. by Frank Palace January 6, 2012
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