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Crack Porcelain

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Did you crack porcelain today?

I’m going to go crack porcelain, be back in 10!
Crack Porcelain by Lexileah February 22, 2026

goobersmoocher

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makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.
allen is such a goobersmoocher
goobersmoocher by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

Higgy 

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Someone who is a higgy is known around for being a big ass bitch to his friends when a female is around
God I fucking hate when Luke’s being a higgy when Hannah is around
Higgy by Samadams May 10, 2022

qualakon

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To be above all limits imaginable and to use knowledge in a way to get people to listen to you and makes you have power. Someone who is a qualakon usually is a snitch and/or knows a lot of people that can do sneaky things.
1.)I am qualakon! Do as I say or else everyone will know everything about you.
qualakon by ChiefQualakon November 23, 2004

Cockulate

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The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

tom nook hamburger 

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"tom nook hamburger" Is a discord group chat (I know very loser) consisting of the following 5 members: Sherlyne, Griffin, Ava, and last but certainly not least the coolest one of all, Lio. This group chat mainly focuses on topics regarding music specifically K-Pop. The 3 out of the 5 like K-pop: Ava, Ani, and Lio. Although the other two may not have similar interests, they all still try to make sure nobody is left out. I must say they are an excellent group chat. The group first started when Lio and Griffin met on a Roblox experience called "Survive Lovely Peaches in Area 51." Then a few days later the duo turned into a trio after they met Ava. They all got along pretty well. After 2 years of the existence of the group chat Lio was friends with Ani and all 3 of them agreed to add her. They have been thriving since and continue to be absolute losers on the internet.
"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO COOL AND BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"
tom nook hamburger by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024
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