pissbread

mmm yummy bread

"welcome to the bread bank, what type of bread would you like"
"i'd like a pissbread"
"what"
"i said i'd like a pissbread"
"sorry we don't have those we have brioches, baguettes, white bread, wheat bread,"
"i want a fucking pissbread"
"we don't serve that sir"
"i'm going to leave a bad review on yelp"

pissbread by jojosbizarreno January 29, 2021

Izeana

Izeana is rare name

"hi im izeana"

Izeana by Izzyisbusy November 21, 2023

bisiah

A independent person usually a male,strong and silly.

I’m so lucky I have a bisiah but sometimes he plays to much

bisiah by Tati3505 March 23, 2018

blazilion wax

When multiple women get together and remove unwanted private area hair by lighting each others farts.

"Hold on, let me get my legs up behind my head. Ok, got the lighter ready?....1...2..3..GO!!! <bbbbrrrraaaaaaaaapppp.....WHOOOOSH....ssssssssss> teeheehee...wheeeewwww...stinky...but smooth as a baby's bottom. Thanks sweetey, blazilion waxes are the best!"

blazilion wax by -Brandee- December 4, 2009

Rostislaving

Stands for man’s or boy’s who grovels to a woman or girl. Comes from Russian literature character (Rostislav). Which traded all he had to get woman’s sympathy, but didn’t succeed in the end.

Person1: The boys told me you were helping Alice with renovation instead of drinking whiskey with them.

Person2: Yes I was. What’s the problem?
Person1: But you had told the boys you were sleeping. You are rostislaving again. Fuck you. You are such a pussyboy!

Rostislaving by MaxTheFisherman December 7, 2021

Ucci Walli

Its a Gucci Wallet, Faux or real, often found very near a Louie Belt, and a torn one piece after a brawl at a Waffle House. Held by lower level, beginner trick drug dealers (scrubs) they are often lost because when "shit get real" tricks get lost. They don't lose it so much as they leave it behind. Only owned for a few weeks at a time.

Damn, mother fucker I lost my Ucci Walli at the spot, I swear to got I had like 5 stacks in there for there plug. Now imma have to sell my Louie Belt to reup. Shit never get better in the streets (high school) my Ni***.

Gucci bandannas are the old Louie belts, Ucci Walli's always fly as hell.

"im rich bitch" Check out my Ucci Wally, I got like 5g's in IOUs honey.

Ucci Walli by Dolla Fiddy July 16, 2021

Its Woodstock

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

Its Woodstock by JAB Team February 23, 2011

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