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Toledo Hotpipe 

A Toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral sex and you tightly grasp the hair on the "givers" head force your cock down their throat and cum, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your ass for a nasty fart.
Jimmie: "C'mon sweetie why are you mad at me?"

Jenny: "I told you I would swallow but that Toledo Hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk"

Jimmie: "Bitch"
Toledo Hotpipe by Ralph Munch January 16, 2010
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Mainvid-19 

You don't START your pandemic with ALL your best players... you END with them!

Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.

Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.

Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.

Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.
In 2021, Public redemption for Republicans who felt tainted by Trump's constant claims that Covid-19 is a scam came when Mainvid-19 arrived in February, and in its first days produced a Twin Towers box score each HOUR. 80,000 deaths every day. The light bulbs shone bright over every Republican's head, Trump had NOT lied about the pandemic being fake after all. He meant only that Mainvid-19 had not got here yet, he created the Co vaccine himself, and whenever Mainvid-19 arrives, it's on Biden's watch!
Mainvid-19 by You rReal Name December 21, 2020

Frenchiba 

Frenchiba; The obsession of wanting to learn French or wanting to be French.
“I want to learn French so bad
“Sam has Frenchiba”
Frenchiba by dyl4nl0l August 20, 2013

Mud Tires 

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.
A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.
Mud Tires by BDouts December 16, 2008

Ninikuna 

Girls nickname who is depressed, hates children, is suicidal and has a good style
She is so Ninikuna…
Ninikuna by Janeory November 21, 2021
biblical name. Man who sffered much. Lost everything he had and in the end got back twice as much.
Job was a God fearing man
Job by Image23 February 4, 2010
Members of the Sigma Iota Beta local sorority at Hope College. Every girl on campus wants to be a SIB but would deny it if asked. They like to party and have a good time but are also the girls you could take home to mom and dad. They are the most down to earth and involved on campus. If you meet a cool girl at Hope, odds are...she's a SIB.
Guy 1: I met these sweet girlslast night. They were hot, fun, and smart.
Guy 2: Were they SIBS?
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: knew it
SIBS by John Crimes August 24, 2011