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Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!
Asshole Standard Time by Krico April 26, 2010
Valtez is funny, caring, outgoing, and a loving guy. And has a cute giggle, he can make his voice so low and sexy
Girl did you see valtez today? He looks good

bella eaves 

a fucking whore who no one gives a shit about and is a good for nothing little bitch who deserves to get fucked over in australia bcos she nothing more than a rebound bitch.
u see that girl overthere, the skanky one, shes bella eaves
bella eaves by jeejagupta June 6, 2020
A name of a the most perfect, smartest, coolest, most awesome and just the best women you ever will find. Ellen is a women with everything far away from what you even could dream about to get. It's a girl you should hold on if you got her. She might be unattractive in your eyes now, but clean them from the dirty bullshit about her and see the real perfection. If you seen this girl, you've seen the best ever in your life. She is a women of class and perfection. And if you ever will get her, treat her as she is the most valuable in the universe, cuz she is far more valuable than so. Ellen is just basicly more than you ever can dream about, the best.
- Ooo shit! Dude, look at her! She is so fkn perfect!
- OMFG! Where did you find her?
- Ikr! She is like fallen from heaven, but better... All I can tell you for sure is that this most be an Ellen. Like you cant even think or dream about something soooo beautiful!
- Just keep dreaming if you want her!
Ellen by GrönGulBanan July 20, 2017

dirty talbot 

Like a dirty chewbaca on with male on male.
Dude.. I did a 'dirty talbot' on my man friend last night
dirty talbot by Izitizitizit May 8, 2020

marvinism 

Marvinism is a religion founded as of the late 2017 era. Followers of Marvinism are called Marvinists, and belong in The Holy Marvinity. Marvinists follow their God, Marvin. He is, surprisingly, a fish. This usually throws people off, but a philosophy of Marvinists is to never judge a book by it’s cover. Moving forward, Marvin is a tall, pale and warm yellow fish with dark fuchsia or purple stripes in his fins. He also has off-white eyes with black pupils.
"I believe in Marvinism!"
marvinism by jakepauler67 November 24, 2018
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