Definitions by Krico

Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.

Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!

Asshole Standard Time by Krico April 26, 2010

Bustin' An Eli 

Doing what Eli would do. Eli is a man who dissapears shortly before any holiday, birthday or special occassion in order to avoid the proccurring a gift. He is of Israeli Jew descent and cheaper than a mother fucker.

Ali's boyfriend went MIA before V-day and her birthday..

O, he must be bustin' an Eli!

Bustin' An Eli by Krico March 18, 2010