A fool; a simpleton

The date a person was last fellated, always accurate to at least the month and year.

Has a mustache but refuses to shave it. Has a jacket with headphones built in and has bad english pronunciation. Yet he is the coolest cat in the alley. You haven't lived yet until you've met a Muzzam.

someone who thinks there a fantasy guru but suck ass is a Parzival3X

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.

An anus. This word stems from the old English expression "to have a red ring a ding ding," meaning that ones butt-hole is red and inflamed. In a modern context, 'dinger' is used to describe any physical asshole.