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Cling on 

Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.

They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.

At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.

At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.
Cling on by shannorammo August 4, 2011

Soggy Fripples 

When smoking a really fat blunt, usually rolled with a vanilla dutch master, and only the finest of the cannabis plant, one lights the blunt and passes it around to be smoked. As the blunt is being passed around, and every gets "silly", the blunt eventually goes out and that hit taken, while its out is, well soggy fripples.
*inhales blunt* "UGHHH SOGGY FRIPPLES!".
Soggy Fripples by Ramona Moana June 18, 2009
When someone is being a jabroni and/or a salty boi
Why is he such a massive diddly fo!!
diddly fo by Tomlin Kookis November 6, 2017
BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.
BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.
BaoIsm by Epic Phail October 7, 2008

Milkshaking 

The practice of pouring a dairy-based beverage (mainly a milkshake) on a right-wing political figure in protest of their beliefs.
"Is Nigel Farage in town?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I'm going milkshaking then..."
Milkshaking by Dredex May 21, 2019

class in clash 

Someone who runs around in class and bullies little kids.
This guy is such a bully, he's a class in clash.
class in clash by Doctor_M8 September 17, 2017
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