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Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.
"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)
Blumpkin by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014
Quite possibly the most ridiculous concept ever concocted (emo shouldn't even be classified as a music genre, as "emo" doesn't actually exist).

Definition: A genre of music that was constructed under the pretense that "Pop Punk" (Pop punk being a complete paradox) was not faggy enough. Suburban teenagers who wanted to be "different" by crying and looking exactly like everyone they cry and hang out with (i.e. dyed black hair, jeans so tight that your tiny balls actually retract into the cavern from whence they dropped, the ever present "non conformist" Converse all star, piercings, scarves and anything purchased at a "Hot Topic" store), needed something else to cry about instead of their upper middle class "depression".

QUOTE: "I was soooo distraught yesterday... My dad wouldn't buy me tickets to the Dashboard Confessional show and I was so depressed I slit my wrists... Well, not all the way, I just wanted to show my parents that I don't want to live but I don't really want to die, I just want attention. That's why I wear this scarf in the summer and these black framed glasses even though I don't even need them to see. Anyway, I got blood on my new super tight girl jeans that I just bought and that depressed me even more? I was in such a dark brooding mood that I sat in my room and wrote poems about how hard my life is. Then my brother told me emo is for fags and pussies who don't know who they are then left with his girlfriend. What an asshole, he doesn't know how hard life is."
emo by Aaron Sicht January 9, 2008

Shift Knob

When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.
I really like to use Lenora's shift knob while she gives me head.
Shift Knob by Salladpatch December 7, 2024

Strashun 

Both a verb and a noun. To be a Strashun is to be completely repulsive and unpleasant to be around. No one wants to be or be around a Strashun. Strashuns are unwanted leaches who ruin the mood at any party or gathering. To get Strashuned is when a group of people will deliberately avoid making contact with you at all cost.
"Everyone invited the team out for pizza except me. I just got Strashuned"

"He's such a filthy Strashun. I don't know why anyone thinks we're friends with him or at the even not hate him"
Strashun by That Guy 631 November 27, 2012
A mispronounced (maybe 1337?) word meaning "Bull," which is used in the flash movie of Arfenhouse.
RUN FROM teh BUHHHS!!!!
buhhhs by Bob March 7, 2005

JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA 

extremely homossexual guy, that loves being in shool and likes to have relationships with the professors.
guy 1: look JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA is talking to the professor.
guy 2: he is so gay
JOÃO PACHECO SOUSA by becasscp February 24, 2017
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