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dick wrestler 

one who has been known to pin dicks into submission, or make them tap out using any means necessary.ex. 1)takin' the dick in the throat, backdoor funpocket, ear, eye socket, armpit, kneepit, palms, cheeks, etc.
" Dude, did you here about donkey?
yeah i heard he took first place in the dick wrestler tournament!!"

blonde date 

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.
Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
blonde date by Otto Parts June 6, 2010
A basketball Legend, Amazing jump shoot, Extreme Stamina, Great upper body strength, not so fast, great Afro but doesn't comb it, the white version is Quinton, you can connect the dots on his face, ALWAYS has capped lips, wears THE SAME SHIRT EVERYDAY, got hairline exfoliated, got a bit of a six pack.
AAAAA LOOK AT TAHARKA WITH THAT JUMP SHOT.
taharka by Conco_2 October 5, 2017

Leather State 

As coined by Adam Carolla, the LEATHER STATE refers to the condition of being half erect or the state between flaccid and having a boner. The reference is derived from the use of the term in ceramics crafting, as clay is generally referred to as being in the "leather phase" when it begins to harden and is difficult to work with.

Abbr. "Leather"
Adam Carolla: "Did you see that girl? Man I'm starting to get some leather (leather state)."
Other 'Losers' in Ceramics Class: "Yeah that girl is definitely leather material"

or

Adam Carolla: "I did a couple of bumps of blow and got leather."
Leather State by RMENIAN March 30, 2011

LMSYDWYPKH3 

Let

Me
Suck
Yo
D***
While
You
Play
Kingdom
Hearts
3
I was so into KH3 my girl texted me LMSYDWYPKH3.
LMSYDWYPKH3 by Nova Estella February 10, 2019
An extra level of masculinity; commonly attributed to the famous Clare GAA hurler, David Mescall. Also references a desire to drink flat whites in a ‘mesculine’ manner.
Friend A: you’re looking very mesculine today, have you been working out?
Friend B: yeah I’ve been lifting weights at the gym

Friend A: I’m very fond of flat white
Friend B: that’s very mesculine of you
Mesculine by Tinabobeena November 26, 2020
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