cigarrette, any smokable cylindrical or semi-cylindrical object.
related word: schmigarrette

Coo(cow)peltin is the pastime in Greenock,Scotland,where the locals go up into the hills and throw dried cow shite at the grazing animals!
Usually when after a large amount of drink is taken of an evening!

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.

a cross between a dipshit and an idiot. when one or the other doesn't do the moron justice, you put them both together for a fitting adjective for your challenged friend.

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo

Short for Vesseline: This hairy Bulgarian lover will have you screaming for days! He has a very small penis and his beastly looks and foreign style will arouse you in the strangest ways. His hairy face, chest, thighs, butt, back and feet make up for those days you wish you had a Chia pet.