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Urban Dictionary

Depression 

The label that you get slapped with like you're constantly sad all the time, that you're broken and you need to be fixed, that everyone tries to "help" you with their "professional therapy" and hold sessions where you have to talk about your damn feelings.

The condition that can so easily mark you out from other happy, normal people in life.

The magic word that can instantly provide all your excuses in the 21st century.

The term that idiotic kids don't understand and keep misusing, just like so many other words that come into their lives that they can't grasp.

Something that even I don't understand at times.

I'm so tired of this word.
"Why do you always look like you're depressed?"
"Are you an emo?"
"Why do you always look so tired all the time?"

I am.

Is this what you call depression?

йцукенгшщзфывапролдячсмить 

When you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 100 times out of boredom, So you switch to Ruskiy yazik on your keyboard and start typing this.
person 1: So bored

person 2: let's try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

person 1: already did that 15 minutes ago

person 1: Let's try йцукенгшщзфывапролдячсмить

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.
Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!
The hottest man you will ever meet.
Girl 1: That dude is so hot and sexy!
Girl 2: Oh yeah I heard his name is Lavoris
Lavoris by Not a Lavoris March 1, 2023

Chinglish 

This word was invented during the fall of 2012 after a student in a 7th grade math classroom noticed a misspelling on an Excel sheet. (The whole classroom bursted in laughter.) Of course, this was an intentional joke.

This word is a mix of two of the most widely spoken langauges in the world, Chinese and English. Simply put, Chinese + English = Chinglish.
Man 1 What's that guy speaking?

Man 2 Chinglish.
Chinglish by JJK01 November 29, 2015
the noise made when blowing a raspberry at someone or something.
'Thsp!'
thsp by phantomraspberryblower October 31, 2009
Yet another way to say "I hate you". Useful over the internet and text messaging, when one word is just plain easier to type than three.
Mike: "Oh hey Sarah, your mom was pretty good last night."
Sarah: "ih8chu."
ih8chu by EMJAAAY October 15, 2007
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