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A greebo - The peaceful type of people....total oposite to townies

But...the ones classed as greebo's infact, HATE being called greebos!
These ones who call themselves greebos are basic wannbes....they purposly become "depressed", harm for attention, and obssess over extremely mainstream bands that are way too manufactured for their own good, eg: HIM, or The rasmus.

They basically become what they THINK are goths.

They also give themselves a bad name....they go on about how unfair life is and why do they get picked on and bullied....and they complain about how they are different and thats why....but rock/metal/punk has been givin a bad name by greebos because they listen to it, and it gets blamed for stupid children doing stupid things bcause "they listen to rock" which any smart person would no is rubbish and they are just attention seeking.

Black, baggy, old, cloths are usually the dress code for the greb's.

No one knows why they call themselves different, they arent, they are the same as everyone else that dresses and acts liek them
these greebos are usually 11-15 yr olds, but it can stretch to 17 if they are stupid enough...thank god though a greebo is a phase...much like the townie attitude and others....eventually they grow out of it and realise "god ir eally did know nothing"

if there was a such thing as a "none wannbe greebo" then i guess they'd listen to rock/metal/punk, be peaceful, and a normal average joe...dressing how they feel comfortable, or in a way they are influenced by what they listen to....but alas these type of people HATE being called greebo's as they all know a greebo is a wannabe goth/punk/metaler(thts if ur guna put labels on it)
Greebo: "OH MY GOD! VILLE VALO!!!*licks poster*"

or

Greebo: "Im a greebo! i hate townies! i hate my life!"
Greebo by Jebadia Zwick August 1, 2004

A Gentleman’s Lift

A Gentleman’s Lift is a golfing term and refers to when a ball lands in a difficult spot. The player can move the ball to a more favorable area without incurring a penalty stroke. One club length is the widely accepted distance the ball can be moved, although the distance can vary from player to player.
Mike: “Wow, what a brutal tee shot!! Why did I use my driver??? I never hit it straight!”

Jamie: “Why don’t you just take a Gentleman’s Lift?”

Mike: “What’s a Gentleman’s Lift?”

Jamie: “Pick up your ball from that terrible spot and move it to a better spot”

Mike: “But won’t I incur a penalty stroke for that?”

Jamie: “Not at all, that’s the beauty of a Gentleman’s Lift!”
A Gentleman’s Lift by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020

back breakfast

Back breakfast is when you wake up and eat the ass of your partner.
Saturday he woke up and was feeling frisky, so he had some back breakfast
back breakfast by Battlebees June 1, 2017

lard arse 

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man
lard arse by jamestplz March 21, 2003

Muddy Dog 

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.
“Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”

Dirty chelsi 

A foul, filthy, soulless, dope sucking lesbo that enjoys hanging out with her 10 other personalities.
Man that woman is pulling a dirty chelsi
Dirty chelsi by DickButtkiss6996 February 15, 2022
A hentai loving pedophile has no concept of humanity and loves taking it up the ass. He has a tiny penis that he has to stick it in his parents because he cant get a girl or guy even if hey pays for it. They most likely have a chance on having a crush on someone that goes by the name Seth. They also are mentally retarded
Nighel is big gay
Nighel by Lik my nut March 15, 2020
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