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watermelon 

cute ;)
"hey girl youre a cutie.. oh wait thats a watermelon."
watermelon by skadosteve June 6, 2022

Chicago Towelbomb 

When a woman is beat with a sheet full of poop.
During the act of sex, a man takes a dump. He proceeds to take the sheet the dump is in and wraps the dump up, takes the sheet and beats the girls with the sheet of poop. Hence it's like a Chicago TowelBomb of crap, works especially well in Chicago.
Chicago Towelbomb by Walleye King October 23, 2007
1. A musician who wants to both rock you and fuck you later cuz you have big boobs will frock you.

2. The result of a horny drunk frog and a horny rock having sexual intercoarse.
We're lucky we don't live in fucking China, cause dem frogs can only have one frock as a child
frock by alienking October 4, 2011
HH stands for Homie Hopper. Typically women but may also be men, date or have sex with boys/girls within the same friend group.
“Wow Jamie is such a HH, they slept with the whole friend group..”
HH by #Let's Get Lost Someday January 25, 2020

Shit-rag 

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!
Shit-rag by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Sandwich-beard 

A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).

Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
The Sandwich-beard uncurled from the foliage of the community college parking lot, emerging into the sun, and attempting (in vain) to find a mate.
Sandwich-beard by RD323 August 25, 2010