Localbanditis

Someone who is going through a phase somewhat similar to how people go through a scene phase except this person constantly listens to bands no one's ever heard of while attending local shows

Bryan: Have you heard Adele's new song yet?
James: No my friend, I have left the mainstream sound of radio and instead found real music right down the street. Lately I've been listening to this band called Code Orange, I even joined their cult!

Bryan: Dude what the hell are you talking about?! I've never heard of that band and what do you mean you joined a cult?!

James: join me Bryan, enter the cult and we can listen to lcoal bands together !
Bryan : NO GET AWAY FROM ME I THINK YOU CONTRACTED LOCALBANDITIS! * runs away from James *

Localbanditis by Evan77 May 11, 2016

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efx

Rare birth defect in which the fetus fails to develop any spinal structures while in the womb. As a result, the head fully develops within the rectal cavity, in which it remains throughout the patient's life. Marked cognitive deficiency is often a side effect due to the lack of oxygen the brain receives during the formative years. No known cure, and no safe surgical method has been found for extracting the head from the patient's rectal cavity.

Tom: Why do you always have your head up your ass?
Bradley: Because I suffer from 1979 Syndrome.

efx by J0r pwner September 5, 2003

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Nutley Kids

Teenagers ages 13-18 that drink extreme amounts of alcohol on any day where there is no school the next day

Person: Hey man, you should sober up.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.

Nutley Kids by $auceMan February 15, 2018

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fantabulous

For all other human beings: fabulous, fantastic, amazing.

Specifically referring to former Washington, DC mayor, Marion Barry, "fantabulous" is the definition of a worst possible scenario. Shortly after Barry's personal publicist, LaToya Foster declared Marion Barry was feeling "fantabulous," it was revealed 57 minutes later that Barry was, in fact, DEAD.

Me: Damn man, I'm feeling fantabulous today! You: Uh, you mean like Marion Barry? Me: Aw shit, he's dead. I need to find a new word to use, huh? You: Yeah, probably. Me: The bitch set me up. Ok, I am the opposite of fantabulous! You: That's great!

fantabulous by pseupseupseudonym November 23, 2014