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ESPMML (Emo/Scene People Make Me Laugh) is a MySpace account run by some racist, douche-bag girl who thinks she knows everything about everything. She thinks that she is the first one to come up with the theories she blogs about. She has legions of little MySpace fans who think she is the greatest thing to ever hit the internet and always compliment her on her writing (ex: "LMAO ILY"); when in fact, she writes very poorly about things she barely understands. In conclusion, she sucks and the people that praise her are probably illiterate.
"Maybe asians are bad drivers, but is it because their eyes are so small? I don't know."-ESPMML
ESPMML by Tanya Harding December 29, 2007

Bobby cock 

Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox
"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"
Bobby cock by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022
Mfundo is usually a boy with a pure heart of gold , Mfundo is a amazing kisser with high education and he is a freak in bed he is very good looking if you find a Mfundo don't let him go
Mfundo goes to scho
Mfundo by anonymous November 23, 2021

Super infinity 

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.
Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.

cock hunger whore 

She doesn't have to like the person to sleep with them, or to have any sexual relationship with them. Sucks up cock like she sniffs her drugs.

Hunger for the cock(dick, weiner, anything that will touch her nasty self)

Usually calls others sluts, to cover up her sluttiness.
Ugly, addicted to drugs, loves to get fucked up so she can explain why she is such a slut.

Also, doesn't have any morals
Lyric: mohahaha I have no morals, and I'm a cock hunger whore, get me messed up, and I'll let you have my cash and prizes.

Boy: want drugs, how about xtc?

Lyric: yeah sure let me suck off Kyle and fuck Nick D.

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Lyric: want to make out im drunk? And I'm a cock hunger whore..?

Damon: ok I have a gf but who cares your drunk and so I am

Garage:
Lyric: ohhhhh your dick is so big, I dont care that im cheating on my boyfriend(as everyone is watching her skank ass get it from behind)

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budgetz-26055 by budgetz June 5, 2026

Saxy time 

Guy: Sexy time!
Girl: Nope sorry, SAXY TIME!

Guy: Last night, I had the best saxy time ever.
Guy #2: I want saxy time too.
Saxy time by Hornyvirgins November 7, 2010
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