A scathing racial slur directed primarily at elves and anyone of elvish descent. Often confused with Elfistté where a rare genetic mutation causes toy wrapping elves to develop two fists.
Keng chi is a synonym of a “witty, quiet, sometimes absurd, but caring person”. In Chinese, Keng chi has the same pronouns of “carrots”, therefore sometimes it means carrots
Keng chi will die for carrots.
I know you are just being keng chi.
Having sex with both a mother and her adult daughter (usually in the same stretch of time, sometimes the same encounter).
In baseball an infield double never leaves the dirt; here it means you stayed “close to home” and scored with two generations of the same family instead of going outfield for strangers.
Example 1:
“Dude said he hit an infield double last weekend. Mom and daughter. I thought he was lying until he showed the texts.”
Example 2:
“When I asked my girlfriend for a threesome, i never dreamt it would be with her mom. I’ll never forget that infield double.”
Example 3:
“Bases loaded is any threesome. An infield double is specifically mom + daughter.”
When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.
Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice SwissChristmas.