blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

blossoming flower by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

jaylon

a pussy ass bitch who is a big ass motherfucking simp

random girl : wait.. is he a simp?

random girl 2 : no thats just that pussy jaylon.

jaylon by 174.pjm February 25, 2020

Dirty dominic

Right before you cum you put your foot on her head with her head on a table and cum and you make her lick all the cum off the table and your foot

My girl has been acting like a bitch ever since I have her the dirty dominic

Dirty dominic by Zipper malfunction 69 January 14, 2022

elite companion

An elite companion is a term for the highest end escorts available. Their clients consist of the elite population. In other words, their clients are the CEOs of billion dollar companies, high clearance people, famous sport players, actors, just celebrities in general. Basically all the elite people in the world will seek escort services, but only “elite companions” will have the company of these type of clients.

Wow, look at his date. The only way a man his age could be with her is if she is a paid elite companion ....

elite companion by The-TERM-inator March 3, 2021

Misty Meaner

The name of a hot stripper at a club in Phoenix Arizona that is now out of work because of the covid19 virus.

Look at Misty Meaner working that sign on the Phoenix streets. She can't find a job.

Misty Meaner by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Malte

Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.

Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.

A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...

B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.

Malte by Firefroster May 17, 2017

Z-Evil

Evil taken to the next level. So evil, that when the said entity dies, Satan would not only get off the throne, but dedicate an entire new Hell to said person...Hell 2.0

Your mate is dating a whale...you post it all over facebook, and you buy him a harpoon...Dude that is totally Z-Evil!

When you visit a person's house, and as you get near it, it always starts with thunder and lightning...That guy is totally Z-Evil!

When your mate leaves his Facebook account open...and you change his looking for to "men"...and only tell him a month later...Totally Z-Evil!

When you blame your wing-man for your atrocious driving while the guy's mom is giving his crap for it...and you are just smiling there...Z-Evil

Introducing your only black friend to your parents...and telling him to suit up...because you told him that they kill black people who are not in suits....Totally Z-Evil

Giving your best mate's business card to a ladyboy hooker...totally Z-Evil

Z-Evil by E-Major September 9, 2010

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