Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.

Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...

Plans Parasite by Son Bon July 17, 2011

Toxic Bitch

Trash can bitch who is not genuine and would do anything to make people think they are good, often putting other people down and generally having a IQ of 2

I heard callie and lauren are the some of the most toxic basic bitches in all of the land!

Did you hear? That toxic bitch Victoria has been using Timmy just to take her places around town!

Toxic Bitch by 3rdBlindMouse February 12, 2017

Pollination

when you pick one nostril and the immediate pick the other

Jacob: “what are you doing?”
Matthew: “i’m pollinating.”
pollination

Pollination by Lord Cum September 8, 2020

Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

Cucumber Foreskin by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Alex Jones

An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity

I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.

Alex Jones by Blob the bi frog god December 3, 2022

Death Stroke

Is the switch of hands during male masturbation.

Death Stroke is when a man is jacking off with one hand and right before he is about to climax... he switches hands quickly for a strong finish! LOL

Death Stroke by Pussypleaser April 22, 2010

Alex

The feminists trying to take over Minecraft

Hey, have you used the Alex skin?

No
Well the feminists have gotten to you!

Alex by Gayperson101 July 31, 2018

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