Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

The Man of all men. Hes such a badass he watches worlds biggest dick vids in Geo Class.

Being Sal’d refers to the act of losing a female to Sal due to his good looks and physique, curly hair, his ability to maintain constant flirty conversations or his undeniable aura.

The type of recommendation letters where the teacher has nothing specific to say so he writes a lot of abstract sentences which basically mean did well in class (dwic).

a homosexual that is currently in love with someone named Anton

As with almost all Quebecois swear words, this one refers to an item in the church,the box the communion wafers are stored in. (taberbnacle)
Usually used as a exclamation!