Eating out your girlfriend while she is on top of you, and then she queefs in your face.

The female version of Defalt

A real saucy and cool lad who loves boofing coke and cheat on some obscure game called "Mountain Blade".

An attractive older woman or an attractive mother. See also MILF.

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal "worthless" items, such as keychains and small fruit.

It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.