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Urban Dictionary

A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.
Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!
Jelqing by Jelqmaxxer January 22, 2024
south of wherever we are
We went south.
south by fantasywizards December 2, 2020

The early worm catches the bird 

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

10100111001 

Binary for 1337. Show this to a supposedly "1337" lamer and watch his head explode.
Yo, "hacker." 10100111001.

-hacker's brain explodes-
10100111001 by AJ January 28, 2007

nobility 

1. The elite class in a monarchy or aristocracy, with offices and titles that are usually hereditary (via peerage).

2. Of or relating to nobles. Another term for aristocrats. Lords and Ladies.
Caligula demanded sex from not only slaves, but from family members, senators, and the nobility.

The worst cruelties were inflicted on the peasants by the nobility who ruled over them.
nobility by Lorelili March 2, 2011

dog head 

Used to describe a male or female (usually female) who literally has the appeal and facial features of a dog. Hence the word dog-head.
dog head by verbatim April 8, 2005
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