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brutal hj 

a handjob given using the motion one might use to remove the lid from a jar
brutal hj by hfbc August 30, 2006

dogs in the tub

When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.
dogs in the tub by anonymous January 26, 2004
A substitute for the word "fucking"
Would be used for descriptive purposes(adjective).
ie: "You effen bastard!" or "I hate this effen burger!"or even "You little effen biotch!"
effen by R. Trelford March 3, 2004

blue couch 

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
blue couch by Carnage1106 June 27, 2011

Jake Pauler 

kids that are 2 and like watching jake paul and also play roblox high school and od
"i hate logan paul hes trash i LOVE jake paul i'm an JAKE PAULER"a five year old said this.

Freudian Split 

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
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