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Urban Dictionary

lobster claw 

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.
After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.
lobster claw by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007
The best, sweet, sexy, cool, hot. Used in Australia as the 'new' cool.
That guy is so tidy.
Tidy by MissAlisha July 16, 2005
the hard poop that comes out of your rectum that usually causes immense bleeding and could cause loss of sphincter control and vision
Mitch- " dude, Logan, are you alright in there?"

Logan- " ACORN COMING OUT ROUGH, WHERE AM I?!"
acorn by wobbafett August 8, 2009

wish ___ into the cornfield 

To dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled "It's a Good Life."
Usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. "If that dude doesn't quit staring at me, I'm gonna wish him into the cornfield."

Colinkai 

Colinkai is a really cool guy, and where ever he goes the girls can't deny. His smexy, succulent, sculpted lips make all the girls want to drool, and his HUGE, hearty, Hairless DONG makes all the girls want to bong. He's good in bed based on every girls head, and his silver tongue is like egg fu yung. He's attractive and handsome due to his enormous mansome, and his smarts and style make him too much to handle. His friendliness and charms are too good to be true which is what boys and girls always pursue, and If you have him don't ever let go, or else you are going to be called a big fat hoe!
Timothy: Is that THE COLINKAI?!
Joshua: Yea I think that is the Colinkai.

Timothy: OMG, Colinkai, you're my daddy!!!
Colinkai by Nedia November 24, 2020

Media sheep 

Is a person who is always manipulated by different media sources, and believs the lies of the media easily and without critical thinking or using his own brain.
Person 1: “It is strange how John thinks all muslims are terrorists.”
Person 2: “Man, he is a media sheep, what else do you expect from him?”

“I really hate media sheeps, so ignorant and naive.”
Media sheep by Just a peaceful guy August 28, 2018

Lesbiantarian

Used to describe a lesbian who only eats vegetables and fruits. Also can be used as a synonym to lesbian or vegetarian.
John: Hey I’m a lesbiantarian
Peter: Hey me too I love veggies.
Lesbiantarian by Predyx September 27, 2021
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