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Chapanese 

A person of Chinese and Japanese heritage.
His mother is Japanese and his father's Chinese, so that makes him Chapanese.
Chapanese by Ren Ichichou February 3, 2004
also known as JAck Ass Hole Bitch Mother Fucker
my computer is a JAHBMF
JAHBMF by GAHHHHHH October 16, 2008

trumpet fanfare 

The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.
MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.
A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness
I am jonking, you are not that neato
jonking by laddleladdle February 17, 2009
In all realms and walks of life, that which is simultaneously feared and admired, and on occassion critized and forceably restrained, but always greatly respected by the world at large.

Opposite from that which is French. Rarely ever feared. Jealously critical of things not French, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the French could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a BB rolling around on a four-lane highway.
Dude1--"Say....dude2, could you make me up a list of all the significant things Germans are known for?"
Dude2--"Uhhh...gee...how much freakin' time have you got dude?...that's gonna take me awhile.
Dude1--"Never mind...just get me a list of all the significant things the French are known for."
Dude2--"No problem dude...hand me your business card and I'll just scribble them on the back...."
A; The Eiffel Tower.
B; Whimpy-ass egg recipies.
Dude1---"Thanks dude...later...gotta run.
German by Streamwalker September 30, 2004
That guy punched me in the Snoz
Snoz by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022
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