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A really good example of why abortion should be legal. See pro-choice or harm reduction

An even better reason for women to swallow. See felatio also fellatio and for that matter falacious or feces and fecal matter

A two legged WMD (weapon of mass destruction)!!!
See: psychotic, sociopath, bi-polar, hitler, anthrax, black plague, HIV

How to make Reagan look like a genius ...

Gives 'cunt' a bad rap!!!
If only Ma Bush had a 'choice'...

If only Ma Bush had just swallowed that load!

Please baby, "... don't take the chance of making a 'Bushtake' ... just a little swallow ... it might save the world ..."

All those beauty queens who claim to only "...want world peace ..."; should practice this 'oral contraception' technique!

After his term in office, he (Bush) should be tried in the world court for his crimes against humanity ... along with the rest of his administration and anyone else who carries familial genetic code!!!

bush by rangercanuck September 20, 2006
khole means asome, ill ,and insane

how to pronounce:cole
That was khole!
i am khole!
Jeff hardy is khole
khole by bluefire666 July 5, 2009

devenport 

The act of taking either 5 minutes or 20 minutes arguing about how something can't be done. Then doing it anyway.
He's doing a devenport, do you want the 5 minute or the 20 minute argument?
devenport by Aiyash April 2, 2004

Sandvich 

He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!

BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-

RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom

BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!

Punching is heard.

BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!

Snapping noises are heard

BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-

More snapping noses

BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Girlish scream is heard.

End.
Sandvich by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011
She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
Lauren's head looks like the tip of a weiner.
Lauren by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023
Disaffected Mormon Underground
Your run one of those DAMU blogs, don't you?
DAMU by hotpepper August 30, 2006

bait gazin 

After catchin a big fish with a buddy, someone on another boat either asks what you're usin or creeps real close to try and see, usually both.
Catch fish

(guy on another boat)-Damn what are you usin

(You)-This mofo is bait gazin I ain't tellin him shit
bait gazin by dirtydaly September 22, 2010
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