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when pigs fly

An expression used to describe a 0% chance of something ever happening. This means that the event is completely impossible, no longer exists, and will never happen.
Example 1:
Person A: "Do you think they'll ever bring back the original Times Square Toys "R" Us with the indoor Ferris wheel?"
Person B: "Yeah, when pigs fly. That space is a Gap now."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm waiting for the MTA to bring back the V train and paper MetroCards."
Person B: "Keep waiting. That'll happen when pigs fly."
when pigs fly by WMH01 June 15, 2026
Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.
She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.
Fump by Yipching January 19, 2022

pontifecating 

When the Pope is taking a dump
Why has his excellency been in the bathroom so long? He must be pontifecating. He had his bible wheeled in there.
pontifecating by mr magical jonson December 3, 2013
Another form of "Hooray!" with 'uh' in place of the 'ay'. Used in place of 'Hooray' when extreme excitement proceeds.
Hooruh! There is enough punch and pie for everybody!
hooruh by Chaide September 15, 2003

florance 

The name Florance is a feminine English name. It means 'to blossom'.
Mum: i think i'll name her...Florance!
florance by Mousiecat July 26, 2018
In simple terms, a big dirty shit. After a big curry the night before, or a big night on the sauce you'll find a grager waiting for you the next day
Chris woke up this morning and did a massive grager. Now the toilet is out of bounds all morning.

Michael Smith is a grager.
Grager by Chokey Choko November 1, 2009

chanbeen 

Good looking, beautiful, gorgeous, eye-catching
You’re very chanbeen today.
Everyone calls me Chanbeen
chanbeen by Cupcakke10392 November 22, 2021
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