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A furry and a porn addict

Nery spends his nights fapping to the pornhub intro on repeat and his days sleeping and playing jack box with random people from discord because he doesn't have friends

Almost everyone hates nery and nery

hates everyone but somehow we still hang out with him
Bro i was on a bus and the guy behind me was watching porn

Dude hes such a nery
Nery by Catboybanger1738 August 13, 2021
to use sexual intercourse as a means of reviving the deceased.
Upon discovering his girlfriend's fresh corpse, Johnny knew that he must goast her if he ever wanted to speak to her again.

Despite common misconceptions, people trained to goast are not necessarily necrophiliacs, but simply consider it a reasonable means of aiding in reanimation.
goast by ThePowerOfHAT September 19, 2008
When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.

A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.

Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.

Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.

The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
Rewipe by GerthPaul December 16, 2022

LMFAOJABWSB 

This is when your crackhead friend goes overboard. Basically they start with Laughing My Fucking Ass Off, then continue with Join As Bitches Wipe Shit Bruh. At this point you should know that your friend is having a mental seizure or brain poop.
During texting, "LMFAOJABWSB" this is when we all know Cici has lost her mind. You are talking about rats and you suddenly can go LMFAOJABWSB.
LMFAOJABWSB by dudetteisdad May 12, 2020

MetroStyles 

In order to be in the inner circle you have to have let MetroStyles MetroStyles it.
MetroStyles by haiguise123 November 26, 2010
short for Lack Of Making Out Son
it is one of the deadliest diseases known to man!
its symptoms are coughing alot haha.
once diagnosed you have about a week before it kicks in and you die.
the only known cure is to make out with a guy..
yeah
:]
cool kid: whitney! i think you have LOMOS!
whitney: omg what do i do?!!
cool kid: quick i know a cure!
**start making out**
LOMOS by boobs r fun May 30, 2008

Chicago Snowblower 

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
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