Urban Dictionary
Couch Troll
A creature that comes and lives on your couch. They will steal internet, food and blankets. They will come and go as they please, but they're most likely to be found on your couch in the summer months.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Person 1: 'Where have all our blankets gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
Couch Troll by Charlie82 January 17, 2011
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Bedoggled
When you need to get up but can't because a dog or dogs are on you and you are comfy and they are comfy but you do actually need to get up.
Can't come out , i'm bedoggled
I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone
Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up
I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone
Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up
Bedoggled by SaZadoglegends June 9, 2019
urban dictionary
person 1. man i was trying to look up washington for my history class on the urban dictionary and all i can find was people talking trash
person 2. yep
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