someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

The weirdest possible thing someone can yell out when they reach an orgasm.

dat Boi be thicc walking to the beach rollin down the streets

Hair extensions/additions, specifically implemented by caucasian females residing in the southern California region and sorority houses throughout the Arizona and Boulder campuses.

Despite his generic name, a Nick White is anything but normal. At an embaressing four foot one inch a Nick White can easily walk through a crowd of people by effortlessly strolling between their legs as he is rarely taller than anyone's crotch. A Nick White can most commonly be seen accompanied by two young boys as he strolls around school, hands in pockets in his oversized green sleeved Polo Shirt trailing on the ground. Nick Whites ego can usually be felt whenever he enters a buildings due to the fact he is a prefect. However it is known that this accolade was given to him for achieving the thiccst ass on record. When not accompanied by his young boys Nick White is at the gym squatting to maintain his ass mass. Nick Whites ego is only reduced when he is in the presence of a bearded six foot eight inch tall Persian Man. When this occurs Nick White is usually seen begging for forgiveness for playing the worst sport hockey.

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.