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Boy 1: Man why you driving that ragedy car?

Boy 2: My car in the shop, i needed some wheels
Ragedy by LovedByMany February 19, 2012

Jesus suffering fuck 

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
Jesus suffering fuck by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008

Peter Parker

An everyman, average in presence, unremarkable in routine, and easily overlooked in a crowd.
Don’t expect anything flashy, just your everyday peter parker trying to get by.
Peter Parker by stormieie April 18, 2026
Hos by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Kansas Ham Sandwich

Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.
Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.
Kansas Ham Sandwich by BERTNERNIE October 21, 2011
Malbeuz comes from Greek word Balmeuz which means handsome.Malbeuz is very often a very good looking and intelligent guy and has a cramp in biceps,he very good.
Woah, this guy is such a Malbeuz, right?
Malbeuz by Balmuxna November 22, 2021
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