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Urban Dictionary

Number described as "the number of the beast" written in human number, given to people so they can recognize beast that devil send to Earth. Bullocks..
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six (666)."
666 by Charas November 15, 2007

Torontotastic 

When you're in Toronto and your friend asks you how Toronto is you respond with "It's Torontotastic!"
guy #1: "so how's Toronto?"
guy 32: "its Torontotastic!"
Torontotastic by Melinda Mayham July 14, 2009

Dirty Yang 

Dirty, long, masculine male counterpart.
She needs to get that dirty yang out of her mouth!
Dirty Yang by Lucky D November 14, 2020

southern belle 

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!
A few perfect southern belle's are:

Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias
Mamoun is a moroccan male who thinks its the smartest thing around... but really he is completley disconnected and has an IQ of about 1.309 to be exact (a lot cheaper version of Marwan) Its belongs in the Australopitecus Homo Erecuts family, and a desendant of the Neanderthals.
"Mamoun? Mskine :( I wish I could donate some chromosomes to him..."

"Mamoun has what we call the God complex"

Hahahaha I'm joking Mamoun :D (my defenition is great a oulidi ;) )

Grade Raiser 

Someone who gets the necessary grades by sucking up to the teacher and gives them sexual favors.
Oh man, you're such a grade raiser!

quilence 

A combination of the words quiet and silence that represents the awkwardness of the moment.

Adjective: quilent
A: It's pretty quilent here, don't you think?

B: Yeah, we should start talking already.

A: I can't stand the quilence!
quilence by LittleSomething July 23, 2015
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