A pretty cool state, really kind of average in every sense. Very demographically diverse from the inbred hicks of the southeast to the liberal jackasses in Yellow Springs. Home of many historic places and people, such as Marietta, the first settlement in
America's Northwest Territory. Also home to eight U.S. Presidents. Birthplace of Wilber and Orvill Wright, and both John
Glenn and Neil Armstrong. Home of the largest state university in
America, The Ohio State University, boasting an enrollment of over 50,000 students. In campus population, it is surpassed only by the University of Texas. A place with suposedly bad drives, although I
haven't noticed a big difference when travelling to other states. Oft-maligned and berated by other Americans for being too average. All around, a pretty
sweet place.
Californian: Are you from Ohio?
Ohioan:
Yeah.
Californian:
Don't
you guys all have cows and refrigerators on your porches?
Ohioan: You are an idiot.