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The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.
Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes.
padding by Kitty Pockets June 27, 2009

diesel bitch 

diesel bitch...a construction worker with a low IQ level and work experience who is given the task of filling up the more experienced workers heavy plant machines while having the piss knocked out of you .
hey l can't be bothered filling my machine up with fuel, so l am gonna get them diesel bitch's danny and Stuart to do it for me.
diesel bitch by Phil Blade January 12, 2023

Top Page Bitch 

A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page
That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.
Top Page Bitch by Eh_fuckoff February 6, 2019
When two or more people of elvish background engage in the act of gay sex.
Jim: Did you know that gay elves can also be woman?
Craig: No way! We should totally look up some DAG porn.
DAG by DAG FEVER September 20, 2022

pub logic 

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"
pub logic by RightSaidJames June 25, 2008

Glass slipper 

When a man with an exceptionally large wang finds a special woman who can take the full length and girth during sex after struggling to get it in any other woman.
Ray is searching for his glass slipper . It's like Prince Charming is searching for Cinderella. His dick needs a perfect fitting pussy.
Glass slipper by Channing's Wife April 22, 2016
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