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Urban Dictionary

piping-mad 

Extremely mad, steaming mad. Explosive anger when one turns red in the face, blood pressure gets high & curses loudly.
He was piping-mad about being told to leave the family reunion in front of his children.
piping-mad by DKNY104 September 6, 2015
A joke that seems close to the bone, but although it’s risky, has been deemed suitable and inoffensive to Islamic culture.
“Dude, you risked it telling that joke in the office

Don’t worry bro, I checked first to make sure it’s Halol”
Halol by Chadriquez January 7, 2019

road blumpkin 

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."
road blumpkin by Nick Mas December 17, 2006

spread the cheese 

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.
Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."
spread the cheese by Tetay October 21, 2006
When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.
Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?
Blinker by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

Facebook Coma

Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.

A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."

"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
Facebook Coma by Stu Mueller December 2, 2009