you're my favorite

you are the person who i care about the most, who i love to be with and talk to, the person who makes me smile, and you are mine

aw, baby, you're my favorite

you're my favorite by oxorosinoxo September 6, 2006

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spurtin

Spurtin Verb
The trademark of a happy and healthy employee.

“Careful, I’m spurtin’”
-charlie slimecicle

spurtin by Charlie Slimecicle August 14, 2023

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Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.

You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.

Priktok by gregben March 12, 2022

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Toffifee

To shit ones pantyloons in such away it can only look like a box of melted Toffifee.

Dans had a bad toffifee and now hes had to throw his underwear in the bin.

Toffifee by Gumshield knobhead August 19, 2018

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Wifey

Your wifey is your girl bestie that you love (platonically) Wifeys share a bond stronger than blood.

-"Omg yk that girl Megan, she became my wifey yesterday!"

Wifey by WivesForLives July 1, 2022

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spamus

Samus Aran, the main character of the Metroid series. The term was coined by vipers_rage when talking about a missile spamming Samus in Super Smash Brothers Melee.

As the Samus player spams missiles:
"FUCKING SHIT! SPAMUS IS IMBA."

spamus by Icelement January 13, 2008

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Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

Hippie haircut by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

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