1. (verb) To perform an action prematurely, such as when Jimmy Fallon would laugh before the punchline, ruining many an SNL sketch.

2. (noun) Possibly the biggest, most inept cocksucker to ever come out of Saturday Night Live. Everyone who loved him has shunned him Amish Style. Commonly referred to as "The Man who somehow made a living with no actual talent", this fuckstick somehow convinced some dumb fuck of an executive to give him a fucking show. If you even so much as giggle at one of his attempts at humor, you have no soul.

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A term that only intellectual dumbdumbs use

An assortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. All of these jobs are "short-term" and glom together into this titanic, time-eating Chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. A frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

It is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!

Sexy so when people go beside him they die cause he is so beautiful.

A beautiful young lady who is nice but if you get her mad she will kill you.