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numberology 

not to be confused with its more popular cousin, 'numerology', NUMBERology is the study of correlations between the NUMBERS (which are real, unlike 'numers') we see in our environment and the events that occur around the same time. common examples include golden birthdays, anagram time (eg at 10:01 am or pm bust out an anagram, just for fun), and historical coincidences (see example below).
from astrological numberology:

S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?

R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
numberology by tagonist May 24, 2011
A fragment of a shit.
A small piece of a big shit.
"I tried to shit, but only a shittle came out."
Shittle by jaaaaythegaaaay August 11, 2014
Bartlo is the most creative person you will meet, if it's for his own gain. Yet Bartlo will make sure that it's always a win-win situation for the two parties. Bartlo is a person that uses your curiosity as your own puzzle and makes sure that you end up losing to your own predictability.
"She/He wanted to get to know me better, but I pulled a Bartlo on her/him instead and now we are intrigued by one another."
Bartlo by BartSePart November 25, 2021

Super straight 

When your only interested in those of the opposite gender that were born of said gender.

Not transphobic
Trans person- hey wanna go out
Super straight person- no thank you I’m super straight.

macaroni 

the smell of ur girls vagina
boy : does anyone smell that?
girl : what does it smell like?
boy : macaroni
girl : no i don't smell it
boy : it's probably because it's coming from your vagina
macaroni by tracerxD February 13, 2019
A computer virus (virtual transmitted disease) that the user contracted from looking at porn sites.
"Geez, I got this nasty V.T.D. from that Granny Tranny Donkey porn site"
V.T.D. by T. Man October 26, 2007
Fuck a girl like she will never wake up anymore
fgirl by Boshunter March 8, 2018
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