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Urban Dictionary

central bank 

(w)bankers who enslave each and every person in the country to debt

banksters who rape you and everyone you know up the jacksie

unfortunately, most people know sweet FA about what money is and where it comes from

these scams are usually orchestrated by the likes of the City of London Corporation (the Crown) and the Worshipful Compoany of International (W)Bankers
central banks such as the Federal Reserve AKA the Private Rothschild NO Reserves, the International Monetary Fraud and the (W)Bank for International Settlements
central bank by freeman buy silver October 17, 2012
A guy who looks cutest when he smiles. A basic north shore boy that loves raves and hakking. He can't drink for shit but he's really loving and has a good dick ;)
"OMG he's so cute" "Yeah he's an urim"
"She's so petty for losing an urim"
urim by hannaontinderxoxo July 3, 2019

White Girl 

Somebody who uses "like in every sentence and "totally" Usually chews gum obnoxiously and are very dumb. Looses there virginity in 1st grade to there grandma
Guy: MMMMMM THAT WHITE GIRL IS A STICC
White Girl: Oh? Your hot, like wanna like totally fucc
Guy sure
White Girl by Trashy~Chann March 4, 2019

background browser 

A person who hovers behind someone on the computer while giving unwanted and/or unrequested advice on how to do everything.
He thought i didn't know how to use the Internet, and proceeded to be a Background Browser.
He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.
He has a massive dick!
Dick by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020

Plastic Lasers 

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

Op is a phaggot 

Used in online forums to denote the thread creator is homosexual. 'Faggot' is spelt 'Phaggot' due to the fact many forums block the former.

More often than not, the insult is used as a sign of dissatisfaction with the thread, instead of implying the creater is gay. When the rare occurence happens that this really is the case, the phrase could not be more suitable.

Usually after many replies of 'op is a phaggot' by unsympathetic forum users, the thread will die and the member will be left feeling scarred and broken. It is a common trend for people who rarely post to create threads which bear 'phaggot' comments, so the poster often sinks back into the bushes to lurk until he plucks up enough courage to try his luck again.
Thread:Have any of you seen the film *insert crap title no-one watched*

replies: op is a phaggot

Thread: I Like using my boyfriends anal beads

Replies:: Wow.. looks like op really is a phaggot
Op is a phaggot by j4mi3 November 28, 2011
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