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Maxime is that guy in your school who is very irritable. These French guys make jokes that aren't funny. Some are funny but others are just jerks who look for problem. They are the hated ones from the classroom.
Maxime: Hey want to hear a joke

Student A: Umm No thanks your jokes are cringe

Student B; Just like you max

Everyone: Laughts
Maxime by anonymous May 27, 2022

Assholes 

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.
Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.
Assholes by Dremora Valkynaz April 2, 2015

beargoggle 

When A man puts his scrotum over a woman's eyes when she is passed out. Acting as goggles, so she can not see.
"Dude, last night was craxy, i totaly beargoggled this chick blind!"

"Dude, i BGed this girl like crazy, she had no idea!"
beargoggle by I-PWN-N00BIES April 22, 2008

Put that back in’t brain 

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.
Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”

Johannyliz 

Johannyliz is kinda shy. But when she trusts you, you will see her true colors. You can tell being her friend or not she always working hard and gets straight A's always. Johannyliz can sometimes get you mad but everyone gets you mad at some point, but she is still amazing. She gives the best advice and is an amazing listener. Johannyliz is one of the most trustworthy people ever. She will be by your side through the good and the bad. She is the best friend to have so when you have her as a friend you better not let her go. She has a kind heart, and sometimes she can't say no. She falls for people kinda easily so you better take care of her. But when she needs to shes tough. But in general, Johannyliz is an EXTREMELY AMAZING person, she is rare and unique like her name but when you find one don't let her go.
Johannyliz Is Rare and Unique, and an Amazing Person To Have Around.
Johannyliz by em10909 March 17, 2020

Boot it up 

bruh let’s boot it up tonight

weak as piss 

Dean Baade
Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss
weak as piss by Feralberyl June 5, 2017
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