Not a fence.

A hangover caused by cocaine use. May or may not involve alcohol as well.

Shifanapa is a hybrid term fusing together the two place names Shifnal (a small town in rural Shropshire, England) and Ayia Napa (a Spanish holiday resort popular with British youths). The term is now used in jest instead of the correct place name of Shifnal as that town has recently become infested with the chavs, pikeys and telfs that are normally associated with Ayia Napa. Also, the term is used to ironically describe the Shifnal nightlife in comparison to the busy resort of Ayia Napa. Both places also smell like toilets on a Saturday morning.

A period of heightened sexual activity, specifically occurring after coming out of the closet, accepting yourself as gay, or being deprived from engaging in gay sex for a prolonged period of time.

Somebody who thinks they are great at Madden when they are not. Will most likely throw at least 3 interceptions a game and will say it was the 'lag even though you know there was no lag. Will most likely root for a shitty team like the Chicago Bears. Always says 'this is the bears year' has been quoted saying "in Jay we trust" .... yeah that kinda guy. Let that sink in.

An act performed by a woman for the woman. A aroused man receives fellatio near a sink running cold water. As the man is about to climax the female takes the extendable sink handle and blasts the male's gentiles with cold water so he fails to climax and shrinks to his resting length. The women then continues giving dome until the man is about to climax. Again the female blasts his male pride with the cold water. The process is repeated for an hour and the man never climaxes.