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Urban Dictionary

A word used to fill a blank in a sentence when you don't know what else to say. Can be used in many sentences regarding astonishment, sadness, disbelief etc. Can also be used as a word showing emotion.
Man 1: "Hey man why did you bring your girlfriend to this bar, that girl you flirted and gave your number to last weekend is here?"

Man 2: "Erip"

or

"Erip fool don't even trip I have it on lock."
Erip by Jr Banks December 30, 2008

Rockstar Tits 

Man-boobs resulting from lack of exercise and overeating. It is important to note that the man flaunts his RSTs (Rockstar Tits) with no shame.
"Damn yo, that dude was shaking his rockstar tits in the club... I though he was a broad for a minute until I looked at his face."

"Did you see that rich dude rocking his RSTs at the beach. Somehow I'm jealous of that RST swag."
Rockstar Tits by The CK1 October 21, 2013

8.5.2017 

Day of unspeakable betryal

Day of great pain for humanity
Day when the Emeror was betrayed in antiyoy
After he made a packt with the Miro to destory a common enemy the Miro did not show up with his army but insted waited for the Emperor to be defeated only to attack him from behind and plunder his land
But in the end the Emperor got his justice at the gratest cost
The 8.5.2017 also the international outdoor intercourse day and the end of ww2 and Titos funeral
8.5.2017 by The Emperor 69 May 16, 2019

Goose Mange

Dirty fat goose vagina. "Mange" originates from the japanese slang used to describe dirty hairy vagina. Slap a goose in front of it and you have yourself a "Goose Mange"
Guy 1:"You're a dork!"
Guy 2:"Well you're a goose mange!"
Guy 1:"Too far man..."
Goose Mange by Daddythreecheeks December 9, 2010
An unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all. Also spelled "flakey", or "flake" in the noun form.
She told me she would send me her pictures, but it's been 3 months and she hasn't sent me shit. She's flaky as hell.
flaky by Theo Huxtable October 10, 2005

Shawshanked 

When you have something planned for the day, but a movie comes on that you humanely can't avoid watching in it's entirety
I was heading out to meet Kyle at the bar, but I got shawshanked by Forrest Gump
Shawshanked by Jtudeski September 18, 2018
Nao is the best person in the world.
If u are sad, she will send u 100080840 cat GIFs
Omg, did u see that new cat GIF?
Yes, the best person in the world already (@nao) sent me that.
@nao by Dragons_deez_nuts November 21, 2021
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