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hijacked my status 

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
hijacked my status by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

National Capybara Day 

November 15 is National Capabara Day. Where you can talk about and watch as much CAPYBARA videos and movies as you want.
"Dominator Why Are You Constantly Watching Sex Videos Of Capybaras." Because It Is National Capybara Day Its November 15th.
Total crap - steady lackin'
That movie was so chise, what a flop!
chise by Ashcashette September 23, 2007

fog lights

alcoholic influence, typically followed by "blinders"...
yo jay had "fog lights" on last night when he hit travis...
fog lights by Jay Val March 28, 2007

Executional

Executional adj. to be executive or able to be executive.
This project is finally executional!
Executional by hellodic*tionary June 14, 2021
Hennessey mixed with apple juice
Mix the Hen and apple, we call it Happle
Happle by Jstruggz May 21, 2008
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