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scenester 

a label created by people with nothing more interesting going on in their lives than analyzing other's motives for the way they dress/listen/act.
the same people, by the way, who are always so pissed that a band they like actually makes money, and really needs to let everyone know that they listened to these guys before they were big
Person 1: God, look at her hair, what a scenester. I bet she listens to Green Day!
Person 2: Whatever, dude, I'm gonna go play some pingpong, more interesting than deciding everyone besides you is posing
scenester by sandra dee January 11, 2009

Split Shift 

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
Adams are the only people that can pull off all pink without giving a fuck. That 14" has girls going WILD. Adams are strange but Adams are kinda cool. He also has a tasteful tattoo (G🌍). Great traveller, went on a gap year, constantly seeking adventures. Living his best life!!
skier
motorcyclist
martial artist
#seekdiscomfort
#loveoverfear
poet
girl 1: who is that hunk of a man dressed in all pink??
girl 2: It must be an Adam!!
Adam by not ranga September 23, 2020

Getting Accepted to Brown

Dude, me and my girl are getting bored in bed

Ever thought of getting accepted to Brown??

firefighter 

when your fucking a girl you light her pubes on fire and jizz to put it out...
her pubes were on fire so i had to fight that fire with my semen!
Ayreana is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She loves every sport. She is caring. She can dress and had style. She can be mean tho.
Ayreana is pretty
ayreana by Dndbhdhdheh November 20, 2018
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