Gold digger
Gold digger by Tyb_graceismean May 1, 2019
Urban Dictionary
dingo knackers
dingo knackers by Giva Schitt February 6, 2017
Knit Fuck
Someone who is constantly telling others how big their dick is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could fuck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.
Bobby:Dam I don't know why I can't get my dick into this girls pussy, must be the size of my dick.
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!
false truth
A false truth is something believed by many people to be true but is not. It is usually something that cannot be backed up with hard evidence.
Many people in countries governed by Islamic law share a common false truth that women are not as mentally capable as men.
false truth by deepspace10 October 26, 2011
Bennett Bailer
1. A friend who makes the commitment to party and then doesn't show up and/or return your calls/texts.
2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
Bennett Bailer by Operator 826 December 21, 2009
Chinstapne
Acne obtained by wearing a chinstrap for a long time or repeatedly. Occurs usually in a sport season such as lacrosse, football, or hockey where a chinstrap is required. Happens even more often in adolescence or puberty where one would have more acne anyway.
Guy 1: That girl was so into me but then I got friendzoned.
Guy 2: Bro u need to do something about your chinstapne. That's probably what turned her off....
Guy 2: Bro u need to do something about your chinstapne. That's probably what turned her off....
Chinstapne by Deaf man who knows shit April 20, 2015
Jimmyslit
Jimmyslit by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 18, 2020