Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

A Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy is a blonde hair, jogger wearing hoe with earring. “Their”(for the sensitive) mom bought the first car ass bitches, got a perm done with those curl ass dried up ramen noodle hair.

Guy 1: nice ass car there huh

Guy 2: yeah bet his mom bought it

Guy 1: heh yeah Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy

Dick in the booty hole ass fuck boy by Love my girlfriend November 30, 2021

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sanctimonious

giving a hypocrital appearance of piety

if i was sanctimonious, i would probably give lectures about the 10 commandments, then go rob banks.

sanctimonious by Robert June 21, 2004

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Diptch

It is a dip that is also a ditch

Oh no bruh he fell into that diptch!

Diptch by HranBruh October 17, 2019

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SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000

SUPER DOUCHE 5000 by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010

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Christian

christian is a straight up sexy dude .

He looks like a christian over there

Christian by mymanemane72 June 20, 2019

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The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

The Morgan Tax by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

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Acotas

super hot and asian

me: whah thag kid is so hot and asain

person1: yeah thats just acotas

Acotas by kid from the border February 28, 2023

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