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Pronounced "show - boo" Its short for Short Bus. A shobu is someone who just isn't that smart. Maybe someone who is a little slower than the rest of us. Basically STUPID. Shobu can be used to describe ones actions or to describe a particular person. Shobu can also be used in place of ones name.
Dude, you're so shobu its not even funny anymore. or Hey shobu, love the black socks and sandles.
Shobu by Bubbacop March 10, 2009
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Lazy by HAM-BUR-BUR October 12, 2022
The very rare "best kind of girl there is". The most elite of which typically having 2 defining features;

1) Mind blowing huge boobs

2) An unquenchable hunger for sucking dick with an Olympic level of skill and passion.
Guy1: How did things go with that smoke show you met at the sex addiction support group? She had 'janette' written all over her face, am I right?
Guy2: It wasnt until we got to mine that I realised I was in the presence of my first real 'Janette', Ive never seen tits like that or had anyone suck my cock like their very life depended on it. Changed my life, I need to marry that Janette asap.
Janette by OsamaVinDiesel January 16, 2020
trash, the legit definition of lockie jonesy.
ugh lockie is such a piece of trash. he thinks he’s so cool, but he really isn’t! I can’t stand him.
trash by •kxzvme• November 7, 2020

hogwarts 

A person with many warts and pus-filled objects on their face, long blonde hair, are in a band, and think obese girls are fine.
Staci: WTF is wrong with his face?
Alicia: hogwarts.
hogwarts by pseudo122 August 2, 2011
Onomatopoeic term that defines the sound sometimes produced by the movement of the penis (or other objects) in the vagina, along with production of abundant secretions (or use of lubricants).
Making love she was really embarassed by the kueef she heard coming from her bottoms...
kueef by Joppino March 5, 2008
to jax is a synonym for masturbating, but with a little spicy special.
when you jax the cum is floating the whole room.
Guy B: - dude do you like to jax?
Guy A: - dude i jaxxed so hard to olivia jones yesterday

meaning: yesterday i floated my whole room with cum
to jax by oemii August 16, 2018