Mitchell

A person who dates crazy sex-craving lunatics, and is also a little crazy themselves. They also tend to hang up on people when they are trying to order some pizza. They also do not enjoyed being followed

1)That guy is acting like a real mitchell, last week him and his girlfriend had sex behind a couch his friend was sleeping on!

2)Man that guy is crazier than a Mitchell

Mitchell by Swoleski15 July 25, 2011

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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

doing a Stafford by fryson August 3, 2010

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y0n

Any word used when you don't feel like saying a typical word of the english language. Can be used in place of "what's up", "yo", or any question or statement you have to respond to.

pronounced: yawn

Braxton: What's up Waldo?
Waldo: y0n dude

Lewis: Hey Steve, what's the diameter of Elizabeth's mold collection?
Steve: y0n

y0n by platinumchains August 24, 2011

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Jalynne

Jalynne is smart and very active. She finds boys sometimes a distraction and gets shy around them. Her loved one has to be the perfect one for her. One that makes her feel safe, always give her attention, one she can trust. Like how most girls like it. It's always safe if you're on their good side. If you chose to be friends with her she'll love you forever and you'll have a great time being friends. But be aware, If you annoy/upset her she'll gladly destroy you. You can always tell when she's upset or mad. If you're texting or talking with her you will tell her excitement like usual went down. She is the most Beautiful, Shy, Brave, Funniest, Loving person in the world.

Wow, look at that girl she's such a Jalynne.

Jalynne by xXmysteriousXx December 6, 2017