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Urban Dictionary

Nocturnal Awakenings 

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.
I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

understandability

A term used to describle the level of comprehension
I do not have the understandability to perform the task.
understandability by Steve Wells September 11, 2003

Boku no pico 

Boku no pico by Toyota AE86 January 12, 2019

cow-foot women 

Crazy voodoo lady from St. Thomas Island. In the 40s Cow-foot women worked in a meat packing factory. Her leg was caught in one of the machines and was replaced by a cow leg sewed back onto her leg. Cow-foot women hates the smell of tobacco so the people of the island burn tobacco too keep her away. She is real and she is still alive. There is no real proof of her existence but the native islanders still believe in the voodoo Cow-foot women.
Run! its Cow-foot women.

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy
you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one
tear you a new one by nick_pepper October 10, 2004

Sphincter Roulette 

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.
"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."